Jokes

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
How does a snowman get around?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did one hat say to the other?
What state is round on the ends and high in the middle?
Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court?
What type of hole do you mend with more holes?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call someone who doesn't have a body or a nose?
What is a swimmer's favorite exercise?
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a soccer goal?
What runs around the soccer field, but never moves?
Where is the best place to get a new soccer uniform?
What does a dinosaur do when it's sleeping??
Why did the swiss cheese go to church?
What do you call a cow that's red?